Penelope

Hey pals, The Big O here, AKA the beggar. What’s happening you ask, oh you know, the usual: lying to my wife J. But I have good reasons; it’s not as bad as it sounds. I’m just tellin’ her a fib or two so she doesn’t know who I am right at the moment. I’m doing this because she can’t know I am Odysseus, for then I won’t be able to kill all her suitors, and we can’t have those brutey savages running a muck. Anyways, I’ll tell her eventually, but not now, so keep quiet!

Nag, nag, nag, Penelope won’t stop asking me questions: who I am, where I was, what I’m like. But here’s the kicker, I told her a tale of me, uhh I mean Odysseus, in which his coming shall be soon. I don’t think she quite believed me, but hey, she will. I’m kinda her husband and I know all of our secrets so she’ll have to come running into my arms, right? Anywhoo, keep your mouth shut because I don’t want y’all to spoil everything.

So who’s with me you might ask. Not many people, only my kid knows everything, but I told him to remain calm and norm because otherwise people might catch on, so he’s not actually “with” me right now. But I am talking to m’ lady. The fairest of them all, Penelope. But you know what, she keeps asking me annoying questions to which I have to avoid or lie to her. Buuut, it doesn’t matter, I don’t mid being alone with her.

On the other hand, it does get kind of lonely. Remember, I lost my crew, so that kind of haunts me, but a crew is a crew. However, I do still feel kind of crummy about it all. Ehhh, who cares, it all worked out in the long run, so it’s fine. Penelope is the only thing on my mind right now. Can you believe that, I’m gonnna be fighting all those men, but I can only think of her. Crazy huh? Man, have I missed her and my boy. Stay tuned to see how the big fight turns out will ya??  

Thought the ladies might like a beauty shot of me...