Hello again peeps, ‘tis I the great and powerful Odysseus,
as you already know. You all have probably been wondering what I have been up
to lately since I finally got back in the palace where I belong. Well after I
killed all of the suitors, I was pretty dirty so I got bathed and was made
beautiful. Then I had a very intense talk with Penelope.
I have to admit that I was pretty mad when Penelope didn’t
believe I was really Odysseus. I was only gone for 20 years! She told the
servants to move my bed out of the room and in the hallway, so I could sleep on
it. Was she crazy, you can’t move that bed?! I was very upset and told her that
when I built the room, the bed was made around a tree, and there is no way the
bed could be moved.
Little did I know this was just a test to see if I knew that
the bed could not be moved. She was making sure I wasn’t really a beggar. My
wife is so clever! We then went on with our lives. Here’s a sneak peak of a pic
of us riding off into the sunset that the servants took for Instagram #HappilyEverAfter.

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